But isn't your name technically Carlyn?

Technically, yes. And technically a hotdog is a sandwich. Some things we just don't have to do.

Is it short for anything?

It's short for Carly nothing. It's just Carl.

What if I accidentally call you Carly?

Then I will look at you. Patiently. Until it lands.

Why did you buy a whole domain for this?

Because imcarlnotcarly.com was available and the universe demanded it.

Can my family call me Carly?

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